Too many famous people in Rotterdam

Now: find the little present that Hildegard has left for you...


Hildegard Schneiper made her first appearance at the General Opening of Art Rotterdam. She was moved by the fact that so many people came to Rotterdam to celebrate the splendour of art. "I didn't realize that there would be so many art-0-holics in this small, flat country," she told me, really heavy accented, "only now I really realise what a loss it will be when the water comes over the dykes in a few years. When that happens, I invite all visitors and participants of this fair to share an mountaign with me in the beautiful country of Switzerland. They are free to produce their art and we have enough Geld in the country to supply all artists and art-retailers with Brot und Wein and a nice Hüsli." Hildegard brought some real nice Swiss cheese to the art fair. "People were so happy to try my Käse. It is a good illustration of the open-mindedness of the Dutch. They are so fond of their own Käse, but everyone admitted immediatedly that the taste of my Swiss fromage de montagne exceeds the taste of any Dutch type of Käse..." Hildegard made many, many snapshots of nice people. The friendliest amongst them are to be seen exclusively on this page....








Hildegard was relieved to meet a young gallerist from her own country - they could talk about all the things that they are deprived of when they are not in Switzerland.










Two fabulous sponsors (retailers in highbrow coffee) obviously enjoying their Swiss amuse-de -gueule.



"I met this amazing Dutch artist, " Hildegard continues full of enthusiam, "he does whatever he likes. He created this luxury thanks to his spirit for hard working. This man is a deep source of inner creativity. This world would be a much nicer place if all people were like him."
But still we would need gallerists to sell and... businessmen to buy art, Hildegard! And: bad luck your hüsli is too small even for his tiniest piece of art...
















Reknown Dutch art-critic: "I was so hungry... you saved me!".






These two famous curators were delighted to get some cheese.


This talented Spanish actress shares her crush on Swiss cheese with a Personal Assistant (who, in fact, is more famous than the boss he is working for - not on this picture) and one of the world's leading art-collectors.


Celebrated gallery-owner from Belgium eating his favourite Swiss snack next to his favourite art-piece, a naked woman in a bath-tub.



Singer of a very popular rock-band (hot in Japan, left) feeding her friend (an illustrious Flemish actress who impressed us all in her latest movie by pretending to love eating a fish-eye with a gun pressed to her temple, right).






Hildegard forgot who they were - does it matter? "These guys are very, very good artists. Watch them! By peeing against the wall of this gallery, they connect both to the mini-toilet of Marcel Duchamp and to this small statued boy from Brussels who is to be found peeing in the middle of the street. These guys impressed me not only by making a connection to those two famous artworks, but also by the length of the pee and by their ability to eat Käse while doing that."
Although England has no illuminous traditions concerning cheese (okay, Blue Stilton, Shropshire), this distinghuised London-based gallery-owner savoured his piece of Swiss cheese.

On her way home, Hildegard met another famous Dutch artist at the Rotterdam Central Station. "This artist felt like a real discovery for me. She makes nice, shiny guns from china. They are so nicely painted. And chickens as well, made from china. You can hang the chicken on the wall and put a flower in it. Her chickens awake memories from home. When I was a little girl, I used to eat chickens every sunday-afternoon." The artist is to be found at booth 52.


Hildegard left a little present at Art Rotterdam....






...for whoever recognizes the location.....